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RestlessBlue <1 min ago

Moo made me a painting today. It's so cute, I'm dying.

Bartimaeus 1 hr ago

I am so mentally and physically exhausted, please forgive me if I'm slow to replies.

Vampiretwilight 2 hrs ago

POOHEAD189: happy birthday! :D

1 like: POOHEAD189

DemonMiyu 2 hrs ago

Ey, we got five players now and my DM girl is drawing the maps and encounters by hand. I lucked out!

POOHEAD189 3 hrs ago

Thank you for the birthday wishes, everyone!

9 likes: metanoia, Anime_Freak, Dark Cloud, HaleyTheRandom, Fetzen, Vampiretwilight, Raditz, LSJ Rose, Kenshi

Vampiretwilight 3 hrs ago

have a good day everyone

3 likes: Uncertain Tea, LSJ Rose, Kenshi

TGM 4 hrs ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

1 like: Kenshi

Kenshi 4 hrs ago

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1 like: LSJ Rose

DemonMiyu 5 hrs ago

Making a DnD Playlist, trying to figure out how to distort space and time to fast forward.

1 like: Kenshi

Dark Cloud 5 hrs ago

Morgan Freeman: "And then POOHEAD189 was buried under the sheer amount of happy birthday's from his followers. We still search for him to this day."

5 likes: Siaya Dragalorn, POOHEAD189, Vampiretwilight, LSJ Rose, Kenshi

RainyHigh 5 hrs ago

@LighttheDark, YES, I hate that conundrum. It's like I'm purposely trying to torture my future self! @POOHEAD189: Happy 30th! Woooot! 🎂🎂🎂

3 likes: Light the Dark, Dark Cloud, POOHEAD189

SporkoBug 5 hrs ago

Replies will come tonight, busy day for the Bug!

Dark Cloud 5 hrs ago

Happy 30th Poo, here's wishing you many more years of memorable roleplaying.

3 likes: POOHEAD189, LSJ Rose, RainyHigh

Light the Dark 5 hrs ago

Someone talk me out of doing another rp when I already have five.... but I also have no replies -right now- and and want to write. You see my conundrum. xD

5 likes: Pascal, Dark Cloud, canaryrose, Noogget, RainyHigh

Todd Howard 5 hrs ago

Happy birthday to you~ Your name is Poo~ You've always been the best moderator~ And you've banned me too.

9 likes: metanoia, Kassarock, Dark Cloud, Ammokkx, HaleyTheRandom, POOHEAD189, Majoras End, Lyly, LSJ Rose

POOHEAD189 6 hrs ago

It's my 30th birthday and my 5 year anniversary on the guild! 5 years is far too short a time to be around such admirable hobbitses!

21 likes: metanoia, Pascal, Kassarock, Light the Dark, Todd Howard, Uncertain Tea, Venus, Dark Cloud, HaleyTheRandom, Fetzen, canaryrose, Prosaic, Vyce, SporkoBug, Potemking, LittleMouse, Fiscbryne, blindwoofer, LSJ Rose, DraconiWarlord, RainyHigh

Xaltwind 7 hrs ago

As a great man once said; OH GOD! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

1 like: LSJ Rose

Obscene Symphony 7 hrs ago

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1 like: Lo DeBale

DraconiWarlord 8 hrs ago

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Kenshi 8 hrs ago

No wonder I'm hangry it's nearly lunch time

Kenshi 8 hrs ago

Shit, I been online that long. Did

Kenshi 9 hrs ago

Does it matter where we MAIL you to deadwolves? Cause my vote is Siberia 😎

Shu 9 hrs ago

Nothing like a good night’s sleep and well brewed coffee to help you forget an unpleasant evening.

2 likes: Kassarock, Kenshi

deadwolves 9 hrs ago

Sometimes I'm up at 1 am. If this is the case, I AM NOT TIRED I SWEAR. JUST MAIL ME ANYWAYS.

Uncertain Tea 9 hrs ago

@Light That's how all artists start! Just have fun with it. :)

1 like: Light the Dark

Light the Dark 9 hrs ago

I wish I could draw. But at best I can doodle. Kinda. ^^;

2 likes: Uncertain Tea, Kenshi

Kenshi 10 hrs ago

Goblin: Your mother is a fraggin' aardvark!

Noogget 10 hrs ago

Yeetle. I still got some Steam keys to give away on my profile, if anyone's interested. 100% no strings attached, I just like to make people happy. I know they're bad games tho, sorry.

1 like: LSJ Rose

Crystal Amalgam 10 hrs ago

ORAS nuzlocke update 5: Meet Squidward the Tentacool

1 like: Noogget

Metadude 12 hrs ago

I am upset that ToQger doesn't have high quality figures yet

NesyExecutive 14 hrs ago

I'm talking about those that doesn't exist in the real world.. that kind of fictional

VeyrinDay 14 hrs ago

well, technically, all ideologies are fictional

NesyExecutive 15 hrs ago

I have made a totalitarian ideology that's fictional.

LittleMouse 16 hrs ago

Sometimes I understand SaDiablo’s frustration with people around him a little too well, too bad I can’t hide in a luxurious office to avoid them too

Laser Kiwi 18 hrs ago

Had a lot of stuff on my plate lately. Should be more active in a day or two!

1 like: VeyrinDay

Zoey Boey 18 hrs ago

"The pain of your absence is sharp and haunting, and I would give anything not to know it; anything but never knowing you at all (which would be worse)."

1 like: Potemking

DemonMiyu 19 hrs ago

DnD, we got a party of 4~ Can't wait for Saturday. Gonna order ramen for the occasion 😋

5 likes: knuxieh, rocketrobie2, Dark Cloud, ScreenAcne, Metadude

Boreas 21 hrs ago

さよなら

2 likes: Dark Cloud, POOHEAD189

Dark Cloud 22 hrs ago

Poppa Nurgle blesses the most pustulant of his children.

1 like: POOHEAD189

VeyrinDay 22 hrs ago

"Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me."

3 likes: Dark Cloud, POOHEAD189, Majoras End

Lucky 22 hrs ago

Victory for Agamaggan!

rebornfan320 1 day ago

Some days be mellow instead of just meh as Spring is coming

1 like: AngelBites15

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

I am enlightened, praise be the lich king!

1 like: POOHEAD189

POOHEAD189 1 day ago

Ner'zhul* but I appreciate the reference all the same. @darkcloud. (For the lich king!)

2 likes: metanoia, Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

Nerull Approves

1 like: POOHEAD189

Penny 1 day ago

Necromancy Idea - There is no reason you cant reanimate the turkey once it is cooked to spice up Thanksgiving.

8 likes: Dark Cloud, POOHEAD189, Jarl Coolgruuf, Cao the Exiled, Krasnaya, SporkoBug, Rapid Reader, LSJ Rose

Penny 1 day ago

Troll unto others as you would have them troll unto you

4 likes: Dark Cloud, Cao the Exiled, SporkoBug, LSJ Rose

Dinh AaronMk 1 day ago

Jesus Christ didn't exist. He was a creation of the apostles Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John to troll the Romans. It was a prank that went too far.

1 like: Majoras End

POOHEAD189 1 day ago

Today is my last day in my twenties, but since 2020 didn't count, am I turning 29 again? (You can congratz me tomorrow, I'm just bullshitting rn)

12 likes: metanoia, Kassarock, Dark Cloud, Fetzen, alexakeehl, Penny, rebornfan320, Shovel, blindwoofer, LSJ Rose, Kenshi, RainyHigh

Noogget 1 day ago

Which IHop?

gorgenmast 1 day ago

The only things a man should eat are bacon, pussy, and stuffed crepes available only for a limited time at IHOP

4 likes: metanoia, Kassarock, TheEvanCat, Jarl Coolgruuf

Venus 1 day ago

Iss about that yeet

3 likes: metanoia, LSJ Rose, RainyHigh

RainyHigh 1 day ago

Yeet (Yeet) Skrt (Yeet) Yeet (Skrt) Skrt (Skrt) Roll up (Yeet) Drop that (Yeet) Skrt that (Yeet) Pop that (Yeet) Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy... You never loved me mom!

7 likes: metanoia, gorgenmast, Venus, Dark Cloud, alexakeehl, LSJ Rose, Noogget

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

*Island.

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

Was anyone else scared of playing OG Lego Islad when that guy on the menu is all like "ARE YOU READY TO PLAY IF SO..." nearly shit my britches, true horror I tell you.

4 likes: Candlelitsoul, Guy0fV4lor, LSJ Rose, Noogget

deadwolves 1 day ago

y'know… I should prrrooooobablyyyyy stop staying up until 4 and waking up at 7:30… am…

5 likes: CitrusArms, Dark Cloud, Candlelitsoul, Noogget, RainyHigh

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

WEST VIRGINIA! BLUE RED MOUNTAINS SASKANOA RIVER!

1 like: RainyHigh

Noogget 1 day ago

I am salty over salt

Pilatus 1 day ago

Reminds me of the original Gears of War trailer.

1 like: POOHEAD189

Todd Howard 1 day ago

Country roads, take me hoooome

Lyly 1 day ago

Going nowhere, going nowhere.

LSJ Rose 1 day ago

bright and early for the daily races

1 like: RainyHigh

Lyly 1 day ago

Worn out places, worn out faces.

1 like: RainyHigh

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

"All around me, are familiar faces!"

Blaze Gamma 1 day ago

Y'all been watching too much Osomatsu san.

Kenshi 1 day ago

"We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”

Penny 1 day ago

We can definitely have a Karl Marx style fairy god mother, peasants of this world unite!

2 likes: LSJ Rose, VeyrinDay

VeyrinDay 1 day ago

We can subvert the magic aspect, and instead of Fairy Godmother, let's switch her for a bearded man writing books condemning capitalism

3 likes: metanoia, Penny, LSJ Rose

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

I'd pay to see that.

1 like: LSJ Rose

Penny 1 day ago

Kind of love the idea of an anti-Cinderella tale. The prince had a wonderful night at the ball but it turns out his beau is a jacobin necromantic sorceress bent on destroying the kingdom.

5 likes: Mae, POOHEAD189, Krasnaya, Lyly, LSJ Rose

ClocktowerEchos 1 day ago

"Lovers to enemies" is just any story with a divorced couple who hate each other.

5 likes: Majoras End, HowlsOfWinter, alexakeehl, Hari, LSJ Rose

Dinh AaronMk 1 day ago

“We were clever enough to turn a laundry list into poetry.”

3 likes: Carantathraiel, Jones Sparrow, Mae

Jones Sparrow 1 day ago

“As she read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”

4 likes: iSuspect, alexakeehl, honorandpride, blindwoofer

KrystalKleo 1 day ago

Anyone on that's handy with X-1 gaming controllers? Not Xbox 1, the actual brand x-1

Blaze Gamma 2 days ago

Literally not once in the past 4 years.

1 like: Dark Cloud

LittleMouse 2 days ago

So everyone’s just watching family guy rn?

1 like: Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

BUH BUH BUH BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD!

Kenshi 2 days ago

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

wheels 2 days ago

tired of being sore just sayng

2 likes: Kenshi, TheDemonHound

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

I wish Langrisser had at least a sub par English dub. I enjoyed the game for months after I had been bedridden from getting surgery to have a cyst removed just above my tail bone.

Siaya Dragalorn 2 days ago

@BlazeGamma: Only 'cause it rhymes with Grug.

Andreyich 2 days ago

Shit came up but I'm back fellas

Blaze Gamma 2 days ago

Hug?

1 like: Dark Cloud

LittleMouse 2 days ago

I’m so painfully bored

2 likes: knuxieh, alexakeehl

alexakeehl 2 days ago

ever sit down and just, "wow I'm fucking tired"

3 likes: Crimson Flame, Dark Cloud, Noogget

Vampiretwilight 2 days ago

...hi

3 likes: alexakeehl, Cao the Exiled, spiral origin

Framing A Moose 2 days ago

Current Mood: Penelope Scott

1 like: Prosaic

Noogget 2 days ago

Hey, you, with the face. Do you like free games? Well, you're in luck! I've got some Steam codes and I'm giving them away! Check my profile~

2 likes: Dark Cloud, RainyHigh

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

But you know what I'd really enjoy? A Langrisser RP that's what.

1 like: Yankee

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

That is why I read, write and play video games & tabletop RPGs.

2 likes: LSJ Rose, Moonshadow

Hacquelebac 2 days ago

reality is a weakness we must overcome

1 like: LSJ Rose

Noogget 2 days ago

Casually got weepy over a bunch of pixels. A wolf pup lost its mama in a game and I legit cried over the story. ( ﾉﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ

4 likes: KillamriX88, Uncertain Tea, Dark Cloud, PaulHaynek

LSJ Rose 2 days ago

oof

Crystal Amalgam 2 days ago

i meant to say dogsitting, im gonna sob

3 likes: Dark Cloud, Kenshi, Noogget

PPQ Purple 2 days ago

No big deal. It's better to be a hour early than a minute late, I always say.

1 like: KillamriX88

Blaze Gamma 2 days ago

I goofed slightly. My interview was at 2:30 Central, which I knew was 3:30 here, and then my brain fused to being at 2:30 here. Somehow.

1 like: Dark Cloud

The Ghost Note 2 days ago

Ma, stop acting like you so fly. You a dime, fat ass and them thick thighs

Odin 2 days ago

what the fuck

3 likes: Uncertain Tea, fledermaus, LSJ Rose

Dagger 2 days ago

Imagine working at Dairy Queen while also moonlighting as a bartender, and you flip a customer's drink upside down when you serve it to them

11 likes: metanoia, Blaze Gamma, KillamriX88, Uncertain Tea, Ladypug, POOHEAD189, Majoras End, canaryrose, ZAVAZggg, Potemking, Kenshi

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

I wish you good luck, Blaze.